Jake's June 25, 2012

Well today is a lot different than other days. I’m going to explain why.
I received a text message from our zone leaders on Friday saying I
needed to go to Montevideo to sign legal papers to be in Uruguay. So
today at 2 in the morning I boarded a bus with my companion and
headed to the capital. It was only five hours. It was long and I didn’t
sleep that much either. It’s weird how awkward it is to ride in a car
when I haven’t ridden in one in 4 months. But I’m here in the terminal in
Montevideo called Tres Cruses. It’s the center for all mail and buses
here in Uruguay. If this place were to be destroyed the country would
fall apart. And there is a lot of places to buy stuff here. But I can’t
buy anything because my money was stolen. So I’m a little bummed, but
what can I do. And everyone from my group in the MTC too. We just
traded stories and stuff. It was nice. But I’m going to be spending all
day here in Montevideo, but the papers is only two hours long. So I
guess we are going to do site seeing. Oh I’m thinking of buying
McDonalds or Burger King. I’m so excited. But it’s so freaking expensive
here. Wow. It’s like 10 dollars for a combo. But I think it’s worth it.
It’s funny too because one of our companions in our house thinks I left
to do special changes. Because he saw the text and we explained that
there are problems so I had to switch areas real fast. He was bummed.
And he told everyone in the ward I was leaving too. How funny. So when
we told him it was a joke he was so mad. We have it on video too. And
now he has to explain to everyone that it was a joke. I laughed for a
long time on that one.

Well that is so cool that you had success at Squeaky Trees. I miss
squatching a lot but I’m here. It sounds like you had a blast. You
had a ton of activity and you may have seen one....oooo scary. Wow. Yo
quero etar con ustedes pero yo necasito estar aca. Entonces yo puedo
servir el señor. Tengo mucho animo y algnos veces esty triste. Les
extraño mucho. Pero la cosa es que tengo solamente 15 meses mas. Wow.
No puedo creer. Mi tiempo aca is muy importante para mi. Y tambien lo
siento si ustedes no entienden este español o yo no escribio muy bien.
Y yo escribio este español solo.

How did you like that Spanish? I hope you enjoyed it. So life is still
the same there huh. Interesting. Life here is a lot different from home.
More than I can explain. Everything is different here. From the people
to the sounds the dogs make. Because in the USA its bark but here its
wauw. Weird huh.

Well I hope you all have a good week and try your hardest to do what
is right. Sometimes it’s not easy but it’s worth it.

Wow I’m tired...bye
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Con Amor  Elder Salmond

Jake's June 18, 2012

well the letter wasent very long so  im going to write some more. even though i dont know what to write.hmmmmmmmmmm well... i recived a list of all the bad word and phrases in spanish from another missionary. haha. they are super bad but now i will know what those mexicans are saying. and i think im satring to gain somme wieght becasue they feed us a ton here. its kind of sad but oh well. oh and i found out that someone stole 3000 pesos from me.i dont know who but im a little sad and mad, but what can i do...ao howa the weather back in the states. oh and i was thinking of the photos from my phone and did you just look in the memory card or did you accsess my phone memory too. i think i have pictures in my phone but not in the card. so you could check that too...i really dont know what to write. i kind of have a head ache right now and im hungary but we dont know what to make for lunch. i miss the food back home because we have such a varitey of food and types. here its rice, noodles, potaoes, and thats about it. i want food from mexico or china or just from home. i dont know thats one aspect i miss the most. oh and you guys. love yall 

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Con Amor  Elder Salmond


well we had thew baptism of lucas on saturday. and the cool thing was that he invited his family to go too. and his family really enjoyed it. and his mom cacme to church the next day and she was crying during the confirmation of lucas. ya feel the spirit hahaah. i think if she gets baptized then her family will too because she has the pants in the family. oh and im still sick too. its been like 12 days now. wierd but im just going to tough it out. and this week has been really storm as well. last night i got soked and it was cold. but none of my books got wet so im happy. and i have been thinking alot of how time has been zipping by here. how about home is anything diffrent. has the time been going slow or fast. i dont know i kind of miss home but not tooo much. so how is halen doing. im going to send another letter after this one so sorry if this one is short. love yall. oh and the wierd fact for this week was i tried to count how many dogs i saw in one day. well lets just say half way thru the day i lost count at 50. wow uruguay...


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Con Amor  Elder Salmond

Jake's June 11, 2012 email

Well some news is that we have another baptism this Saturday. It’s a boy named Lucas. His family is so freaking awesome. They just have a problem going to church. But with time and his baptism I think it will change. It’s interesting this third change with my companion... we both felt that we didnt put our 100 percent into the work our last change. So we are going to change that. The thing we struggle with the most is finding new people. It’s gone dry and for awhile so we need to start looking. So for the past week we have just been knocking doors or in Spanish touching doors ha-ha. And you get some pretty interesting people. For example we encountered a man who answered his door and he was butt naked and hairy and old and absolutely disgusting. And he asked if we were those Mormons and we said yes. He then slammed the door in our face. Normally this would be a sad ending to a story but for us we rejoiced. I didn’t want to talk to a naked man who was alone in his house for too long...we normally just get a shake of the finger which means no or most don’t even answer their door. But imp exhausted and it doesn’t help that I'm sick. I don’t know what it is but I’m always coughing and there is a rattling in my lungs. I called Sister Barney, she is the medical person for this mission, and she said just to take some medicine and some other stuff. I just need to buck up. Oh and yes I loved the interesting stories that you send. If you can find more you can send them to me. Which reminds me could you make a copy of that book that we always talk about and send it to me. And could you send a copy of Mormon doctrine by Bruce R McKonkie too. And you talked about a game called hearts. Could you send me the rules on that and the game we played in scouts while we were at Bear Lake? It was the one with all of the dice and cups. You can talk to bro moss about it. I just need some simple games to play. And I have decided I’m going to start putting a weird thing from Uruguay in all of my emails. So this weeks is...people here all say they are allergic to heat from chilies and stuff like that. And they all think it’s the most vile poison known to man. It’s hilarious. But they all drink wine and smoke. I wonder who is going to live longer hahahahahha....

2 Nephi 33:3

     '...for I pray continually for them by day, and mine eyes water my pillow by night, because of them; and I cry unto my God in faith, and I know he will hear my cry.'

Oh and news that is fairly recent today in the stake center a bunch of missionaries were playing Futbol and one sister missionary named Hmashaw was there. And in her ward here there is a man who has an obsessive crush on her. Well he was there at the church waiting for her to leave. But our zone leaders saw him and asked what he was doing and he said I’m waiting for my Hma Shaw. And they said he needed to go. But he said no I’m not leaving without my Hma Shaw. And he said they would have to force him to leave. So one of our zone leaders named elder Nygard, who has been wrestling since he was 4 and is a freaking STUD. Picked him up wrestling style and started to carry him out. Well this man started to punch Elder Nygard in the back of the head. Then elder Nygard fell down and this man ran up and punched our other zone leader in the face. Then he left. And this man has been making some trouble for this sister missionary in the past and he has gone too far. I think they’re going to close their area or do changes or something. I’m so sad for her. I never saw this I was told by another missionary who was there. Freaking intense. If I was there I would have beat the day lights out of the guy. And this guy has his mission call to go serve in Argentina. What a loser...

Jake's June 6, 2012 email

well this week is transfers. and im staying with Elder pineda in our area for another change. 3 changes with the same companion is un heard of. so i guess we will see how it goes. and our area is going good. nothing too new. but at least im not changing because i like my area. and i was using a really small desk in my room for my studies. so we switched one of the desks from the other missionaries. i didnt like the small one but hte new one is alot bigger so i feel comfortable. and i found a guy who makes leather scripture cases but he paints a photo on them. they look really cool so i think im going to buy some. its only 800 pesos. which is like 40 dollars. or something like that. i just need to call him. and one family that is our investigators are soo sweet. they cook us cake all of the time or cookies. and they are super nice and their son is getting baptized in two weeks. we just need to work more with the parents to come to church. but we are getting there. and i took pictures with them. but the thing is that my converter for the memory card broke so i need to buy a new one. so that is why there hasnt been pictures lately. and we also found out that a super amazing family is having problems to the point that the dad left his wife and two children. so we need to go talk to him and drop some cain with love. why would you leave a family. i dont get it. thay act like its not a big deal but i can tell that it is.well its been getting colder here, but nothing like utah. and im going good. nothing new this week . hopefully i will have a cool experience next week. love ya´ll.... 
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Con Amor  Elder Salmond

Jake's e-mail for today...

So nothing too interesting happened this week. All of investigators who had a date for baptism are being pushed back because of some problems they have. So it looks like just the one for now. Man people can be stubborn here. Oh well I'm learning patience. So how are things at home? I got really trunkie yesterday but I don't remember why? And thanks for the recipes. Because I'm cooking more here than I did at home. Your trip sounds super fun. It's almost like my mission. There is a lot of rain and mud. We walk everywhere. We can see our breath in our house. I have panic attacks. Sounds just the same. But you had food, a heater, cars, you know the basics. Ha ha it's true but I love it here. That is so cool you got some responses and stuff. Sounds like a success in my book. 

Don't worry about the people that are difficult. For example in the first book of Nephi. Nephi and his brothers wanted to wooo some one to get the prize (the plates of brass). They tried everything worldly to woo him. They gave him all of their riches. But the thing that worked is that Nephi didn't change his attitude or his actions but he put his trust in the lord and the lord blessed him. So all we need to do is put our trust in the lord and not change our values or who we are to obtain the prize. But it's also true that Nephi had to kill someone too (hint hint...just kidding). And in doctrine and covenants section 58 verses 3 to 5 I think. It says that there are blessings for us that we can't even imagine. And if we endure the trials that come along with it. And the more tribulations the more blessings we receive. And in D&C 121 it's the story of Joseph Smith in prison and the lord talks to him saying that all of the difficulties and trial he has is for his benefit and learning. So I hope this spiritual thought has helped. And if you want the other end to tell 'you know who' off I have that too. Scriptures about having secret meetings and changing to get gain. Really good stuff. My companion is really good with 'bajar la caña' (telling someone off). But it's always the same person being a chupa media (sucking sock, but here it means brown noser, suck up, etc.). But just endure with the biggest smile you have and it will all work out. It's kind of weird to think but I have changed a lot. I'm not as annoying and childish like back home. My humor has changed. I don't use the Salmond humor as often. I don't know it feels like I'm becoming a man. That and I'm loosing a ton of weight. Hopefully when I get home I will be another person. Well that's all I have to say today. Love ya'll

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Con Amor  Elder Salmond

Jake's e-mail from 5/21/2012

So on Saturday we had a baptism. Whooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo. It was a little chubby nine year old named Franco. He is super cool. He knows a lot about the church because his mom is a member less active. And a couple of days before there was a problem. He said he likes to drink beer. And he is 9 years old. What the heck. So we talked to him and dropped the Cain a little. And he said he would live the word of wisdom. So that was good. My companion performed the baptism and the confirmation. Which is ok. And it has been the first baptism in our area for 6 months. That is a long time. But we have 3 more coming in the next couple of weeks. I'm so happy right now, I might vomit...just kidding. And a couple of weeks ago the youth went to the temple and I asked them to pick up some stuff for me from the distribution center. Like cool pamphlets or DVDs or book. Just whatever. And they said there easy literally nothing. I guess people from Argentina come in and buy everything when a new shipment comes in. so you have to get in there before they do. So it was a bummer but what can you do. And I bought my sleeping bag today to. It's not the very best but it will be sufficient for my needs. And I'm trying to find a new backpack too. Mine is super awesome but it is too big. Walking around with it on makes my back sweaty even though it is cold. So when I take it off I get super cold. And a lot of time there is literally no room in a member's house to put my backpack. So I'm looking for a new one. I have a very specific one in mind but I haven't found it yet. And one of my zone leaders asked if it would be ok if we stayed in the same area as a companionship. We both told him yes. But I doubt it will be executed. But I guess we will see. Two of the other missionaries say that I'm going to be training next change. But I don't feel ready for that and it's too early in my mission. When you get to be a trainer you have a "kid" and you are called the dad. It's a tradition here. But I'm not ready to have a kid...jajaja. So in the last email you mentioned a game called hearts. How do you play that? And could you guys make a list of your favorite scriptures and an explanation of why and send it to me. I just love stuff like that. Well not much else going on here. Love you all bye... oh and did you find more pictures on my phone?

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Con Amor  Elder Salmond

Jake's Post 5/14/2012

So I really don't know what to write since we talked on Skype. Hopefully we have all the bugs fixed by Christmas. But tomorrow we are going to have a zone conference. I want it to come so bad. It is a good break and we have some fun as well. I don't know what the subject is on but I know it will be inspiring.  That is so cool that Jim wants to go out with you guys. I'm a little jealous. If you have a chance tell him I said hi and wish I could be there. Tell me everything. And it's cool about all of the other Bigfoot stuff like the DNA project and the percentages of the DNA. Wow. Really cool stuff. But it stinks that it is confidential because I want to tell people. But I won't. I kind of feel like a spy because I'm in a different country with strange people. Wearing clothes that an FBI agent would wear and be given confidential material. Wow. My dream has come true.  And I'm not going to lie because speaking Spanish to you all was kind of funny because of your faces. It was a mix of I don't understand and? What?. I don't know if my Spanish is even that good. But I can about the gospel the best. But if they turn it to another subject that is where I get a little confused. And after we got done on Skype the mom of the family gave us chorizo. Yummmmmmmmmyyyy. I do have some favors to ask...what is the order of winning hands in poker? And could you send me some instructions for simple but amazing card/magic tricks? The kids here love them. And you talk to the bishop or someone and get my line of authority? And if you can could you laminate it like my patriarchal blessing so it will last forever? and also in that package you are going to send I do have some ideas... a super hero shirt ( like the avengers), candy like Twix or Reese's or starburst, more taco mix, hot coco mix, photos of all the cousins and family and pets and whatever else, a bunch of our recipes that are easy to make (like your yummy cookies), and a really really nice oil vile ( I need one that will last because my other one broke and I cant buy one here), or whatever else you can think of. Sorry that this letter isn't very long...bye

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Con Amor  Elder Salmond- an instrument in the hands of the LORD